Joke of the Day

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.

Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork miss? I think you’re getting your birds mixed up, ‘cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach!”