Joke of the Day

Three friends from the local congregation are asked: ”When you’re in your casket and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?”

Jim says: ”I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader and a great family man.”

Matt says: ”I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a difference in people’s lives.”

Jock says: ”I’d like them to say, “Look, he’s moving!”