As the coffin is being lowered into the ground at the funeral for a Traffic Warden suddenly there is banging and shouts coming from inside.
“Let me out, let me out, I’m not dead”
The vicar smiles, leans forward and whispers into the coffin
“Too late pal, I’ve already done the paperwork”
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