Tag: R50 Jokes

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age.

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old.

John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office.

A woman in her 30's was taking her mother, who was in her 50's to the gynecologist.

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant so he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.

A circus owner runs an ad for a "lion tamer wanted" and two people show up.

An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been

A Harley bike rider walked into a chemist shop on magnetic Island, Nth. Qld and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males empl

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.