Tag: Clean Jokes

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51"?

I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps...

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. He asked my to describe a typical day.

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.

Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend.

It was Christmas Eve. Harry and Shirley had returned from an enjoyable midnight mass at their local church. They arrived home and spent a short while relaxing by an open fire before retiring to bed.

After leaving the navy, a man applied for a job as a fork-lift driver in a soft drink factory.

The banana cake I was making was in the oven when my 16-year-old came into the kitchen where the family had gathered.

The General Managers of Tui, DB, Macs, Monteiths & Speights were at a National Beer Conference when they all went to lunch.