Tag: Clean Jokes

A man goes into a pet shop, wanting to buy a bird. He sees a beautiful bird, the loveliest he's ever seen, and asks how much it is.

How to Give a Cat a Pill 1. Pick up your cat and cradle it in ...

This is a bricklayer's accident actual (verbatim) report, which was printed in the newsletter of the ...

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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2. Having sex in a ...

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race to offer some advice.

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked.

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

I just came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems easy, so I thought I'd pass it on to some of my friends.

At the very first chance, Bob's friends corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?". Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!".