Tag: Clean Jokes

In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."

A man goes into a pet shop, wanting to buy a bird. He sees a beautiful bird, the loveliest he's ever seen, and asks how much it is.

How to Give a Cat a Pill 1. Pick up your cat and cradle it in ...

This is a bricklayer's accident actual (verbatim) report, which was printed in the newsletter of the ...

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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2. Having sex in a ...

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race to offer some advice.

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked.

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.