Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
“Well, Mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.”
“Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?” his Mother asked.
“Well, no, Mum… But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!”
grah025 - 13 years ago
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her High School Reunion, when she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, ” Do you know him?”
“Yes”, she sighed, ” He’s my old boyfriend……I understand he took to drinking right after we split up so many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.”
“Oh my God!” I said , ” Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”
And then the fight started……