An elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly. Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terribly, doctor, terribly."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
barr012 - 13 years ago
“DADDY, HOW WAS I BORN?”
A little boy goes to see his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father thinks for a minute and says, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mum and I first got together in an internet chat room. Then I set up a date with your mum via email and we met at a cyber cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where one thing led to another and your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a rirewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a little pop-up appeared that said: “YOU GOT MALE.”