Joke: The voices in my head

hypochondriac
hypochondriac

Fun portrait of a hypochondriac man worried by his health with one hand to his forehead while listening to his heart using a stethoscope with the other, or as a warning of heart disease in the elderlyBrian, one of the world’s greatest hypochondriacs, bumped into his doctor one day at the supermarket.

“Doc!” Brian exclaimed, “I’ve been meaning to tell you, remember those voices I kept on hearing in my head? I haven’t heard them in over a week!”

“Wow! What wonderful news Brian! I’m so happy for you!” his doctor exclaimed.

“Wonderful?” asked a dismal looking Brian. “There’s nothing wonderful about it. I’m afraid my hearing is starting to go now!