A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo, stopped by one of the cages.
“An’ whut animal would that be?” he asked the keeper.
“That’s a moose, from Canada,” came the reply.
“A moose!!” exclaimed the Scotsman. “Hoots, mon, if that’s a moose then they must ha’ rats the size of elephants over there!”
Joybel - 8 years ago
Some timorous wee beastie, for sure. Shades of Robbie Burns.