Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought, "I must be losing my mind. I swear we just went through a red light."
A few minutes later, they came to another intersection, and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. This time, the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was mistaken.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the next intersection to see what was going on. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and yet they went right through.
She turned to the woman driving and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"
barr012 - 13 years ago
MY GREAT WEEKEND – It’s Seniors’ week this week !
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A GREAT WEEKEND !.
A balding, white haired man from Ft. Lauderdale in Florida, walked into
a jewellery store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger
gal at his side.
He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweller looked throufg his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000’ the jeweller
said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and here whole body trembled with
excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
‘by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll
pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning the jeweller angrily phoned the old man and
said, ‘There’s no money in that account.’
‘I know,’ said the old man,
‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’
See………. Not All Seniors’ Are Senile.