Mick's wife was furiously humping away with her husbands best mate Peter when suddenly the phone rang. She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheet after a brief conversation.
"Who was it? The back stabbing buddy asked.
"Oh, that was Mick." She replied calmly.
"Oh shit, I'd better be going then!: he said. "Did Mick say where he was?"
"Relax – he's down at the pub, playing a few games of pool with you."
SueThePoet - 13 years ago
To the guys who think they have a bad life, just think of what life would be like if you were an egg.
There are eleven other guys in the same box, you only get laid once, the only female who sat on your face was your mother.