Joke of the Day

grah025 - 14 years ago

Mick . from Dublin. was appearing on “The Irish Millionaires Show”, and towards the end of the show had already won 500 000 eu.
“You are doing very well”, said the shows presenter ,”but for a million euros you have one life line left – phone a friend – everything is riding on this question will you have a go?”
“Sure” said Mick, ” I will give it a go!!”

Which of the following birds doesn’t build a nest?
a – Sparrow, b – Thrush, c – Magpie or d – Cuckoo ?

“I haven’t got a clue – so I will phone my friend Ol Paddy back home in Dublin” said Mick!
Mick repeated the question to Ol Paddy.
“Dats simple ” said Paddy, ” it’s da Cuckoo!!”
“Are ya sure?”
“Absolutely” said Ol Paddy.
“I will go with Cuckoo as my answer”, says Mick.
”Is that your final answer”
“Dat it is , Sir” said Mick.
After a long pause – the presenter said – ‘Mick that is the correct answer – you have won 1 million euros – congratulations”
The next night when buying Ol Paddy a drink in the local Mick asks him how he knew the correct answer.
“Thats easy”. Ol Paddy said, ” I got a cuckoo living in my Grandfather’s clock!”