Motto Magic

A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sit down at the table next to him.

He decides because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably an off-duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto: ‘To Fly. To Serve’?

The woman looks at him blankly.

He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: ‘Winning the hearts of the world’?

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: ‘Going beyond expectations’?

The woman looks at him sternly and says: ‘What the f*** do you want?’
‘Aha!’ he says, “Qantas!”