He goes up to the bartender and asks him if he likes to gamble.
The bartender says, “Sure, I’ll take a bet. What’s your action?”
The man offers a $50 bet he can bite his own eyeball. The bartender, thinking it’s easy money, accepts his bet, and is shocked when the man removes his glass eye and bites down on it.
Laughing, the man sees the bartender is upset about losing his money, so he offers him a chance to win it back. “Double or nothin’ says I can bite my other eye.”
The bartender thinks it over. He knows he was just tricked out of $50, but he also knows this man can’t possibly have two glass eyes, so he pulls another $50 from the register and accepts the man’s bet.
The man promptly takes out his false teeth and gently closes them around his other eye.
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