Joke of the Day

A couple turned up at a fancy dress party, the man giving the girl a piggyback. The man’s face was painted green and he had a red mask over his eyes.

“So what have you come as?” asked the host.

“I’m one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” said the man.

“And what about her?” asked the host, indicating the girl.

“That’s Michelle!”