Joke of the Day

A beautiful woman has a severe accident, her car and a man’s crash into each other; both crawl out of the wrecked cars and start chatting.

“Look at our cars”, says the woman. “They are ruined but we don’t have a scratch. It’s a sign, we were supposed to meet like this.”
“Yes I strongly agree, definitely a sign.”

A moment of silence, then she says:
“Hey, another sign. My car is wrecked, but this bottle of wine in the back is untouched. I think it’s God’s way of telling us to celebrate this moment, this unique chance, of still being alive.”
“Of course.”

She takes the wine and gives it to the man who drinks a bit, then offers her the bottle back. She takes the bottle, seals it and gives it back to him.

“Aren’t you going to have some?”, he asks.
“No thank you, I’ll just wait here for the police”.