Joke of the Day

Thesaurus Joke

Five famous movie lines rewritten with a thesaurus:

  • Here’s being observant of you, child.
  • May the fortitude be with you.
  • I’m going to make him a counter suggestion he can’t repudiate.
  • You possessed me at “salutation.”
  • Forsooth, my pet, I don’t give a doodley-squat!