I was in Starbucks yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my Latte and noticed everybody was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod
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