Joke of the Day

A boy is found fishing in a nature reserve by a police officer. His bucket is full of fish.

Cop: Do you have your fishing permit on you young man?

Boy: No sir, they’re my fish. I brought them from home.

Cop: What do you mean, you brought them from home?

Boy: Every day I come here and let the fish swim in the pond and then I call them back.

Cop: What? How?

Boy: I whistle at them and they jump back into the bucket.

Cop: Show me.

At this point, the boy empties his bucket and stands still.

Cop: So!?

Boy: So what?

Cop: Call the fish!!

Boy: What fish?


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