A’s for arthritis;
B’s the bad back,
C’s the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can’t read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I’d rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure–I’d rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won’t mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don’t grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I’ll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; there’s bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that’s “dizzy,” you know.
W is for worry, NOW what’s going ’round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I’m left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have– in my mind.
I’ve survived all the symptoms, my body’s deployed, and I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!
steph May - 5 years ago
A is for agile.an important one that
Be is for being a beaut,not a bat
C is for company,friends kind and trusted
D is the deeds which are Done and Dusted
E is for eating,you are what you eat
F is Feeling Fantastic and sweet
G is the grin which oft sits on my face
H is be Happy all over the place
I’s for Insist-refuse to be “old”
J is for joy that’s more precious than gold
K is for kids,they are a great treasure
L is for learning,it is beyond measure
M is for millions of marvelous things
N is for newness which each fresh day brings
O is for Openness to all good things
P is for Peacefulness,playfulness too
Q is for Quiet times,we all need that too
R’s for Reality just as life is for living
S is for Sleep.we all to sleep
T is for Thinking of good Thoughts to keep
U is for usefulness,do what you can do
V is for Very good and for Very true
W is for Words that are Wise and Worthwhile
X is for an “X”tremely big smile
Y is for You -take care of yourself
Z is for Zeal that is better than wealth