Sam and Abe, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.
One day Sam calls Abe and says, "I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars…"
Abe replies, "How can that be? If you know anything about biology you…."
Sam interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars… YES OR NO?"
Abe says, "OK, OK. I'll take that bet. How long is yours soft?"
Sam answers, "Eleven years!"
barr012 - 13 years ago
A young man goes to a brothel, knocks’ on the door and is greeted by a female and taken inside. He immediately ask’s her ‘how much for straight sex’. she replie’s $140, — ‘Ohh uh uh’ he respond’s throwing his head back, ‘I can’t afford that’. Feeling sorry for the young man she takes him upstair’s to see the Madam and leave’s him with her. After a while he ask’s her the same question, ‘How much for straight sex?’. $140 is also her response. Again he throw’s his head back saying ‘ooh uh uh I can’t afford that. The Madam also feeling sorry for the nice young man say’s, ‘I’ll tell you what, I’ve got two tattoos’ and if you can tell me who they are of, you can have sex for free’. He get’s excited about this so she lift’s up her skirt to reveal the tattoos’, – on her left thigh is one of Daniel Carter and on the right one is that of Sonny Bill william’s. The young man look’s and ponder’s for a while then say’s, ‘I don’t know who they are but I can tell you that the one in the middle with the dreadlocks’ and big fat lips is Tana Umaga’.