Two guys, one old bloke and one young, are pushing their carts around the supermarket when they collide.
The older bloke says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.”
The young guy says, “That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.”
The old bloke says, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”
The young guy says, “Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?”
“Doesn't matter”, the old bloke says, “let's look for yours.”
grah025 - 13 years ago
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
However, whilst working as a student nurse, I found one elderly patient already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, and he insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly allowed me to wheel down via the lift.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him outside.
“I don’t know ?”, he said, “She’s still upstairs as she went to the bathroom to change out of her dressing gown!”