Friday Funny – Statistics

Statistics just released from The United Nations Board Of Health Team reveal that:

Australian men between 60 and 70 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more) whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to me and most of my mates, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.