An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.
He approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked like a wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very load voice the receptionist said, "Yes, I see your name here… you want to see the doctor about impotence, right?" The heads of all the patients in the waiting room snapped around, to look at the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied, "No, I've come to inquire about a sex change operation… and I'd like the same doctor that did yours!"
barr012 - 13 years ago
THE NEWFIE BIC LIGHTER
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Bob and Ralph were fishing on the Newfoundland shoreline when
Bob pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ralph
for a light. “Ya,shure, I tink I haff a lighter,” Ralph replied with a
Newfoundland accent, and then reaching into his tackle box, he
pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. “Holy shit,man!’ exclaimed
Bob, taking the huge lighter in his hands. “Where’d yew git dat
monster?” “well,’ replied Ralph, “I got it from my Genie.”
“You haff a Geenie?” Bob asked. “Ya, shure. It’s right here in my
tackle box,” says Ralph. “Could I see him?” Ralph opens his tackle
box and sure enough, out pops the Genie. Addressing the Genie, Bob
says, “Hey dere! I’m a good buddy of your master. Will you grant me
one wish?” “Yes, I will,” says the Genie. So Bob asks the Genie for a
million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving
Bob sitting there waiting for his million bucks.Shortly the
Newfoundland sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million
ducks………… flying directly overhead. Over the roar of the
million ducks Bob yells at Ralph,”What the hell? I asked for a million
bucks, not a million ducks!” Ralph answers, “Ya, I forgot to tell yew
dat da Genie is hard of hearing. Do you really tink I asked for a
10 inch BIC?’