A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.
“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
Stephanie - 8 years ago
“I’ve said “quoth she to her husband
“many times before
Step not with muddy shoes
upon my clean kitchen floor!”
She tossed her head with adamant mien
but her cleanliness didn’t suit him
He stepped upon her fresh-mopped floor
once too often and she did shoot him