A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed inbetween the pages. “Mummy, look what I found,” the boy called out.
“What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked. With astonishment, he claimed: “I think it’s Adam’s suit!”
grah025 - 13 years ago
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.”
‘Yes,’ the class said.
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run to my feet?”
A little fellow shouted,
‘Cause your feet ain’t empty.’