All I Really Need to Know I Learned from my Dog

Lessons to live by.

  • Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
  • Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
  • When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
  • Take naps and stretch before rising.
  • Run, romp, and play daily.
  • Be loyal.
  • Never pretend to be something you're not.
  • Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
  • If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
  • When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
  • Thrive on affection and let people touch you – enjoy back rubs and pats on your neck.
  • When you leave your yard, make it an adventure.
  • Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
  • No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout – run right back and make friends.
  • Bond with your pack.
  • On cold nights, curl up in front of a crackling fire.
  • When you're excited, speak up.
  • When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
  • Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
  • If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
  • Don't go out without ID.
  • Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.
  • Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
  • Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
  • Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is effective.
  • When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).
  • If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.