You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications.
Why don’t blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs
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