Interests

It’s a well-documented fact, loneliness is a plague of our times. It hasn’t always affected the numbers it now does, much of the reason is the way we now live.

We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner and theatre evening

Hands up those who feel a panic attack at the sight of a sewing machine, or knitting needle? Fear not, it's become a whole lot easier!

A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

An elderly lady called the hospital to ask about a patient who was being cared for.

An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for a number of years.

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals in the interest of cultural diversity.

This is not so much a Portuguese Caramelised Almond Tart as an upside-down caramel almond cake, balanced with salt to counter the caramel.

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes.

Broccoli is a universally loved vegetable. It even has its own emoji – that’s when you know you’ve hit peak vegetable love.