Interests

A father came home and asked where his son was. His wife replied that he was downstairs playing with his new chemistry set.

"Hey, Mum," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"

What it really means...

A proctologist walked into a bank.

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.

A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell.

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom.

One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...