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A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender.

The teacher walked into the classroom to find a particular word chalked in small letters on the board.

A man with an unusual problem seeks help from a witch in the forest.

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned girl, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

A man walks into a watch and clock store and unzips his trousers...

A little girl and a little boy were at daycare.

A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms.

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"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

The manager was having difficulty with profits and fixed costs, so there was only one solution - more layoffs.