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"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."

One afternoon, there was a good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw this yellow frog. Touched by his sadness, the witch asked why he was crying.

Only in America...

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses.

My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.

Just a quick funny to start your day.

There was this guy who had been to about every bar in town. So one night, he hopped into a taxi cab and told the driver to take him to the best bar in town.

With modern medical conveniences coming into Russia since the USSR's breakup, many Russians still have to learn how to do things that westerners understand from modern culture.

Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes...