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Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good, mostly A's and a couple of B's.

You know you are living in 2011 when...

"Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby.

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport.

Mr. Smith comes to his wife, "Honey, could you be sewing on a wee button that's come off of my fly? I cannot button my pants."

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

Desmond, who was a real town dweller, drove his car into a ditch when out on the country roads.