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How Long?

Sam and Abe, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.

Dining at the Zoo

Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.

Playing Octopus

This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with an octopus under his arm and says, "I'll bet any of you that my octopus can play any instrument that you give him."

What Can They Do?

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

Military Sh!t

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-pound pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is sh!t"

A Good Team

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.