Interests

We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner and theatre evening

Hands up those who feel a panic attack at the sight of a sewing machine, or knitting needle? Fear not, it's become a whole lot easier!

A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

An elderly lady called the hospital to ask about a patient who was being cared for.

An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for a number of years.

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals in the interest of cultural diversity.

This is not so much a Portuguese Caramelised Almond Tart as an upside-down caramel almond cake, balanced with salt to counter the caramel.

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes.

Broccoli is a universally loved vegetable. It even has its own emoji – that’s when you know you’ve hit peak vegetable love.

We are very pleased to be giving away two copies of John Gillies' book 'Skippers Canyon', to our GrownUps members.