Humour

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.

A father came home and asked where his son was. His wife replied that he was downstairs playing with his new chemistry set.

"Hey, Mum," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"

What it really means...

A proctologist walked into a bank.

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.

A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell.

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.