Humour

A priest, a doctor, and an Australian were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

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I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand.

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

"Well," said Bob, "I got kicked out of the Trivia Contest"

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term paper.

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Bunnings and pick up a hinge.

Olef and Sven were fishing on Lake Taupo when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.