Humour

While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

A poem for the men.

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

A father came home and asked where his son was. His wife replied that he was downstairs playing with his new chemistry set.

An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.

"Hey, Mum," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"

A proctologist walked into a bank.

What it really means...