A software engineer, hardware engineer, and departmental manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland.
Humour
What Men Are Like
Men are like ...
Smaller Portions
One sunday a cowboy went to church.
Well Endowed
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar with money in it and a horse standing next to it.
Free Nuts
A guy walks into a bar and notices he's the only one there, apart from the barkeep, who's on the phone.
Headstone
Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
Hunting Bears
A Pole and a Czeck go bear hunting. When they don't come back their friend go looking for them.
Hearing Aid
An older gentleman had lost his hearing aid and wanted to get a new one.
Date Rape Drug
Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
The Pickle Slicer
There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.




