Humour

A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

The manager was having difficulty with profits and fixed costs, so there was only one solution - more layoffs.

Men and Women are both are like fine wine...

A friend was discussing ideas for his wife's birthday.

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well.

The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side.

I have been in many places...

Who was the first accountant? Adam.

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.