Humour

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

A man walks up to a woman and asks...

"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked...

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.

A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office.

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window.

Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.