Humour

The Department of Labour claimed a South Canterbury farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional."

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

A word to the wise....

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

Puzzling questions to kickstart your day.

An American was on a train going across England and walked through the train looking for a seat.

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea/coffee.

A priest, a doctor, and an Australian were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.