Humour

You know you are living in 2011 when...

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport.

"Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby.

Mr. Smith comes to his wife, "Honey, could you be sewing on a wee button that's come off of my fly? I cannot button my pants."

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

Desmond, who was a real town dweller, drove his car into a ditch when out on the country roads.

A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and asks...