The Project Leader was asked to give a report on his assistant programmer.
Humour
On the Back Roads
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town.
An Interesting Symptom
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane.
In Eleven Minutes
A policeman is doing his usual rounds just before midnight when he passes a parking lot and notices a couple inside a parked car.
Gold with the Wife
A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened.
Tennis Balls
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.
Seductive Fingers
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
Rosebuds
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Smart Boy
Old man sitting on his front porch in Louisiana watching the sunrise sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
Mental Institution
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.