Humour

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog.

A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard.

There were two lovers who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation.

Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, said "Where the hell have you been?"

The Project Leader was asked to give a report on his assistant programmer.

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town.

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane.

A policeman is doing his usual rounds just before midnight when he passes a parking lot and notices a couple inside a parked car.

A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened.