A man walks into a watch and clock store and unzips his trousers...
Humour
What Size?
A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms.
Playing House
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare.
Mental Health
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
Lay Offs
The manager was having difficulty with profits and fixed costs, so there was only one solution - more layoffs.
Like Fine Wine
Men and Women are both are like fine wine...
For the girl who has everything
A friend was discussing ideas for his wife's birthday.
A Big Glass of Water
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well.
Safety Mongoose
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side.
Noise Restrictions
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles.