A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
Humour
The Workings of a Woman
A word to the wise....
Wrong One
An American was on a train going across England and walked through the train looking for a seat.
The Mental Asylum
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
Ponderous Questions
Puzzling questions to kickstart your day.
What Really Happened?
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
A Small Glimmer of Hope in the Gloom!
'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea/coffee.
A Priest, A Doctor, and an Australian
A priest, a doctor, and an Australian were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything)
Is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! ALL ARE WELCOME
How to get to Heaven from Ireland
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.