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Humour

Get It Out

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window.

The Bravest Soldier

Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.

The Magician and the Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

Strange

A lawyer named Strange died and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone.

Your Move

A bloke is sat at a bar when he sees a gorgeous woman waiting for her date.