Humour

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

A poem for the men.

A father came home and asked where his son was. His wife replied that he was downstairs playing with his new chemistry set.

An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.

"Hey, Mum," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"

A proctologist walked into a bank.

What it really means...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.

A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell.

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.