Humour

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom.

When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough...

There seems to be a very certain correlation...

A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms.

A lady is having a bed-wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor.

While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him.

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.