A friend was discussing ideas for his wife's birthday.
Humour
Like Fine Wine
Men and Women are both are like fine wine...
A Big Glass of Water
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well.
Safety Mongoose
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side.
Noise Restrictions
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles.
Where I Have and Have Not Been
I have been in many places...
The First Accountant
Who was the first accountant? Adam.
Before You Leave
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
The Shy Patient
During her annual checkup, the well constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
The Farmer’s Son
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.