Humour

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Because it was cultured.

Day 158: I’m at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is ...

What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? A sherbet.

Did you hear the joke about coronavirus? Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.

What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.

I’d tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’d have to wait two weeks to see ...

Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? “Curses! Foil ...

What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end ...

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.